文字馬鹿: A fool of words

Just when Australian politics couldn't get any more confusing...

Yesterday, the federal progressive party (the Labour Party) campaigning on Health issues lost to the federal conservative parth (the Liberal Party) campaigning on law and order. Strange as that is, it's normal.

Now the ACT's local conservative (Liberals) opposition is campaigning against the progressive (Labour) government for next weekend's electoin, promising to move money from law and order projects (a new gaol) into health care and hospitals.

I might go move somewhere where the politicians remember which side of politics they're on, and where the party names make sense... ^_^