(Slight PGSM spoiler)
NASA: “Hello, NASA”;
Me: “Hi! I understand you’re sending a Messenger to Mercury”
NASA: “Uh huh…”
Me: “Hey! I just noticed the irony, given that Mercury was the messenger of the gods…”
NASA: “Yes, very good sir. Can I help you with something?”
Me: “Yes. Can you give an extra message to the Messenger? Tell her Nephrite’s no good for her, she can do better.”
NASA: click. beep beep beep.